WOO HOO!

No...not WaMu! Woo hoo! I got a new swim suit last night!

Now, like most women, I'd rather have a lobotomy rather than swim suit shop. Actually, I'd rather have one to get me through swim suit shopping!

Macy's was having a clearance sale on suits, so I figured why not head over there! When I got there, I realized clearance really translated into "we don't have your size"...but I kept hope alive. I scoured the racks for anything that wasn't hideous and would cover me that was in my size. I finally found 4 suits and headed into the dressing room.

In the dimly lit closet I found myself in, I peeled off my clothes (strategically avoiding looking in the mirror) and put on the first suit - a green and blue tankini. I turned around and braced myself for the horror....but guess what...I LIKED WHAT I SAW! Could it be? I just found a suit on the very first one I tried on?

That's not possible!

I tried on the others and they were horrible. So I fished into my wallet and found a coupon for an additional 15% off. WOO HOO!! So I bought it! At a steal of a price!! I figure I'll leave the tags on and try it at home tonight. Where the lighting is much more flattering! And then go from there.

But if memory serves me right, I think I'll be keeping it!

Honestly though - what are the chances that I found my suit on the first try. REALLY?

WOO HOO!